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WE COCKROACHES  ·  CASE NO. 2026/WC/001  ·  ACCUSED: THE SYSTEM  ·  CHARGE: EVERYTHING  ·  STATUS: OPEN  ·  हम आ गए  ·  WE COCKROACHES  ·  CASE NO. 2026/WC/001  ·  ACCUSED: THE SYSTEM  ·  CHARGE: EVERYTHING  ·  STATUS: OPEN  ·  हम आ गए  · 

We Cock roaches.

The Chief Justice called us cockroaches.
He meant it as an insult.
We took it as a founding document.

On the charge sheet
Exhibit A  ·  The Incident Supreme Court of India  ·  New Delhi
Supreme Court of India
New Delhi
Chief Justice, presiding

"...unemployed youth who run to RTI activism and media to attack the system. Like cockroaches."

He meant it as a warning. We took it as a name.

Cockroaches outlived the dinosaurs. They live in the walls of every VIP bungalow. They cannot be exterminated. When you try — they multiply.

उसने गाली दी। हमने दर्ज कर लिया।
Exhibit B  ·  The Charge Sheet 1 / 6
COUNT 01  ·  ECONOMY
GDP Gaya
Tel Lene

We watched them call it booming while we couldn't afford onions. The numbers are calculated by the same department that counts votes — carefully, and only when no one is watching."Achhe din aa rahe hain." Arrival: 2047. Subject to revision.

COUNT 02  ·  EMPLOYMENT
Pakoda
Economy

We graduated. We applied. We waited. The solution: fry things on the street and call it entrepreneurship. Next budget: begging reclassified as "hyperlocal social outreach." GST applicable."Jugaad hi innovation hai." The jugaad has run out of gas.

COUNT 03  ·  ELECTIONS
Legal
Wali Ghoos

Unlimited anonymous corporate donations. Through a government bank. To political parties. Seven years. Supreme Court: unconstitutional. The money: already spent. The contracts: already awarded."Not a scam if it's legal." It wasn't legal. Turns out.

COUNT 04  ·  JUDICIARY
Retire
Monday.
RS Tuesday.

We watched the Chief Justice retire. We watched the Rajya Sabha nomination arrive within weeks. The robe changed. The party card didn't. Judicial independence — for some people."Judiciary independent hai।" कुछ logon के लिए।

COUNT 05  ·  MEDIA
Godi
Supremacy

Breaking at 9PM: anchor discovers ancient temple under journalist's spine. Nation outraged. Meanwhile a factory burned in Surat. Three farmers died in Maharashtra. Wrong kind of news. Nobody came."Desh jaanna chahta hai।" Just not that. Not that either.

COUNT 06  ·  INFRASTRUCTURE
Bridge
Gaya
Re Baba

Inaugurated Monday. Collapsed Wednesday. FIR: against the river. Tender: minister's brother-in-law. New bridge: same contractor, 40% cost increase. The audacity holds when nothing else does."Quality assured tha।" CCTV footage, like the contractor, unavailable.

Exhibit C  ·  The Demands जो नहीं टूटते — उनकी माँगें
01No Rajya Sabha for Retiring CJI
02One Deleted Vote = Criminal Act
0350% Women. Not 33. Fifty.
04Audit Every Prime Time Anchor
05Defect Once. Out for 20 Years.
06RTI is a Right. Not a Nuisance.
FILED.
Exhibit D  ·  Closed Cases Status: No action taken
CASE 001 · CLOSED
Demonetization

8PM. No warning. 100+ people died in queues. 99.3% of banned currency returned to banks. The black money was in gold and benami property. The poor lost savings. The rich lost nothing.

"Kuch dino ki takleef hai." The queues lasted 90 days. Some people didn't leave them.

CASE 002 · CLOSED
Pegasus Snooping

Military-grade spyware on phones of judges, journalists, opposition leaders. Government: neither confirm nor deny. Investigation: none. They watched dissent in real time. Found no terrorists. Kept watching.

"Agar kuch galat nahi kiya toh darr kya?" They were watching you read this.

CASE 003 · CLOSED
Electoral Bonds

Seven years. Unlimited anonymous corporate donations through a government bank. Supreme Court: unconstitutional. The money: already spent. Contracts: awarded. Called "transparent funding." It was neither.

"Not a scam if it's legal." It wasn't legal. Turns out.

CASE 004 · CLOSED
The Bridge Files

Morbi: 135 dead. Every bridge — tender irregularities. Every investigation — stalled. Every contractor — connected. The only thing that holds in this country is the audacity.

"Quality assured tha." The CCTV footage, like the contractor, is unavailable.

Pledge
Ally-giance

Have pledged
their antennae
हम आ गए।

I swear to never take bribes (unless above ₹100 crore — then it's a "donation"). To survive all fumigations. And if they call me a cockroach again — shukriya. hum aur badh gaye.

Case noted. You're on the charge sheet. 🪳
Complaint Form  ·  WC-2026 All fields on record

We Are
Growing.

No card. No group. No party line.
Just your name. On the record.

Satirical movement. Real anger. Real demands. By filing you accept that cockroaches survive everything. So will you.
Complaint Form / WC-2026 Case No. 2026/WC/001